True . . . and I don't have a semi-famous actress promoting mine.

Maybe I'll keep going a while longer, then, and try some more sensational titles. An audience may develop over time. I'll probably toss it in if I get to the six-month mark with no visible readership, though. That's long enough to know if it's of any use to anyone, IMO.

You can try sensational titles now. You are a carnival barker trying to get people in the tent.

PT Barnum was a genius at this kind of stuff, and truly had no shame. You should read up on him, some of the stuff he pulled is truly hillarious.

At least some of those Barnum stories are fake.

Click bait is good for ads, and the bigger sites always use click bait for headlines, but people are often disgusted when the headlines don't match the articles. I'll see what I can come up with for the next one, though.