Hey folks
Just heard a joke last night that i thought might be appreciated by visitors here.

Paddy goes in to his local pub on his own and orders three pints of Guiness. He drinks them and goes up for the next round and orders another three pints. This continues all evening. Same again next night and the next. Eventually the bar man asks him- 'why do you always order three pints at once and not simply have one pint at a time?" Paddy says that his two brothers have just emigrated to the US and before they left they made him promise always have a pint of guiness for them whenever he was in a pub. Anyway the next week Paddy arrives in and orders only two pints of Guiness. the bar man immedietely notices and comes over. He says "I notice you only ordered two pints -is everything ok with your brothers?" "Oh grand" says Paddy "no problems there its just that I've decided to give up the drink myself" !

As a person of Irish heritage...

That is funny!

Bob

That is a good one. Here is an unrelated joke that my psychiatrist father especially liked.

Two psychiatrists were having lunch. One asked the other how his day was going.

"Not good at all," replied the first psychiatrist. "I'm afraid I made the most embarrassing Freudian slip ever this morning while having breakfast with my mother."

"Oh my, what did you say?" replied the second psychiatrist.

"Well... I meant to say, 'pass the butter...'

"But instead I said...

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU f***ing BITCH!"

here's a good one. an irish priest was driving down the highway to serve a mass. he had a flask of wine on him and was drinking and swerving. a police officer pulled him over and said, "father!~u r drunk!" "what's in your flask?!" the priest said, "oh officer! it's only water." the officer said, "oh really...i don't think so...this is wine!" so the priest says, "oh bejeesus, he's done it again....."

Alky goes to the doctor with his concerns ....

Dr pours a glass of whiskey and a glass of water and plops a worm in each,
one worms swims and the other dies .

Dr : " So what does that tell you then ? "

Alky : " That tells me having a whiskey is a great idea if you ever get worms "

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He grabs the bottle, marches to the restroom and pours the beer down the toilet. He goes back, orders another beer, does the same thing. After a few more times of this, the bartender asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The guy replied, "I'm tired of being the middle man!"

All funny jokes, but lena's made me actually chuckle out loud!

Thanks. I am having a bad morning! I am sitting waiting for a pick up to go to the beach and I awoke at 4 am to do so! I think we got our wires crossed and I was supposed to meet her somewhere else. SO here I am, after ingesting strong coffee to stay awake, surfboard is sitting out in front of house.

AND THAT'S NO JOKE!

SO thanks for the light hearted humor.

This isn't exactly a joke, but you guys will get a laugh. (ART, today this post is dedicated to you!)


Go to this link before scrolling down the page: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/557489/.
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Now whenever you're having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself just remember:
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you could look like a wrinkled old dick with buck teeth!

Outstanding!